Saturday Sample: The 10 Commandments of Clown World

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Today will be the start of the Saturday Sample where I will allow the reader to look over a preview of any upcoming work I have in store. I will be featuring a new sample from my works weekly to keep the reader updated on the progress of my work and to give you an idea of what to expect. I only hope that you will enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing my work.

Today, we will be looking through a short sample from my upcoming survival guide parody, Operation Honk Honk : A Combat Veteran’s Guide to Surviving Clown World.

The 10 Commandments of Clown World

  1. Thou Shalt Have No Gods Before Pop Culture and Left-Wing Politics for the Left is a jealous, unforgiving god.
  2. Thou shalt idolize what pop culture tells you to idolize.
  3. Thou Shalt not take the name of Your Lord, Silicon Valley, in vain. To do so would result in doxing, removal from social media, and denial of access from bank accounts, grocery shopping, travel, and other essential services.
  4. Remember that every single day is a holiday on Twitter and to keep it holy unless it’s associated with Easter Worship (Christianity).
  5. Fathers aren’t necessary. Honor single motherhood or the State always,.
  6. Thou shalt not murder. Murder is the occupation of government.
  7. Thou shalt steal regularly, especially from Trump supporters and other Conservatives.
  8. Thou shalt dox thy neighbor if they are Conservative, centrist, or simply disagree with you on anything for thy neighbor is now deemed an alt-right Nazi or literally Hitler.
  9. Thou shalt commit adultery regularly because thou hast no concept of monogamy. Polyamory, sexually transmitted diseases, and unplanned pregnancy are the highest virtues of Clown World matrimony.
  10. Thou shalt covet often. How else would Clown World be able to get money out of your wallet for consumer goods you have no actual need for. Clown world requires your slavery through debt to sustain itself.

That will be all for now, daydreamers. You will be notified when Operation Honk Honk is in stores everywhere. I’ll see you all in the next Daydream.

Until the next daydream……..

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